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Yabana!
Ta-dah!
Yes!
What does it mean?
It's a declaration of war.
But you don't like it, do you?
You're being nice, aren't you?
"In a peaceful era,"
"sweets and fights"?
Isn't it like that?
After the law was enacted,
violence became commonplace.
It used to be like that.
Witches and crows.
It's true that
I like this kind of YouTube and games, but...
I read an article about witches and crows, and...
I didn't like it at all.
"You're a witch," they said to me.
"No, you're not," I said.
"You're a witch, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am."
"Here's your death penalty."
"No, I'm going to break it."
"What do you want me to do with it?"
I'm glad we're in Japan in this era.
I agree.
From the moment we were born,
we've taken it for granted.
Don't you think
it's natural for us to feel that way?
So today's theme is torture devices.
But make your own torture devices and bring them to me.
I think that kind of video would be a little scary.
But I don't want to make that kind of video, so I brought you a strange idea.
It's fun not knowing if anything is coming or not coming.
It's kind of different to be told it's a torture device, and it's kind of different to be told it's not a torture device.
That's what I think.
As such people, from now on, I'm going to put out a video of torture devices that I don't know if they're torture devices or not.
That's right.
I'll say it again, but that's the idea.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
That's right.
This is an original torture device!
I'm going to use all of it.
Is it a quiz?
Yes.
Oh, is it a quiz project today?
No, it's not.
It's all of them.
There are four of them this time, right?
There are four of them.
A torture device that doesn't look like a torture device, a torture device that looks like a torture device, and a torture device that doesn't look like a torture device.
It's not a torture device that doesn't look like a torture device.
That's right.
Anything is fine.
It's probably a quiz, so the other three will say, "Oh, it looks like it's a little far away."
While saying that, I'm going to answer one of them and actually use it.
Use it?
If it's a torture device, can you use it?
You'll be caught.
By the way, today, whether you look like a torture device or not, it's a little easier for us to squeeze out of it.
Well, you're weak.
You're weak.
Then I'll...
Can you bring it over?
I think it depends on how much you can swing each of them.
I can almost touch them.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Can you swing them? - Almost not at all.
- What?! - What?!
Okay, here's what I've made.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Whoa, this is amazing! - Whoa, this is amazing!
- Wait, this is... - Whoa, this is...
- Huh? - Huh?
- This is crazy, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No matter what it is, it's too crazy!
In a room, there are a lot of thorn-like...
Like a reverse-salesman.
- Reverse-salesman... - This is the worst!
Wait, isn't it reverse-salesman?
- Shh! - Whoa!
- Huh?! - Whoa!
- Isn't it reverse-salesman? - This is crazy!
By the way, there's a name for it.
The right foot is Kokoryu, and the left foot is Kinshi.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's a different color! - It's true!
- Um... - It's Kintoki.
Actually, I'm going to use this later for Shibayu-san,
so I don't want to make the game that exciting.
But originally, it was exciting.
Did you say you'd use it for me?
You said you'd use it for me later, didn't you?
- You can't take it for granted. - Yeah.
- It might not be a torture device. - Yeah.
How many times have you tortured me unconditionally?
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- There's a chance! - There's a chance!
- You're going to torture me unconditionally again. - No, it's not unconditional.
I'm sure it's somehow divided.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
Huh? No, it looks like a torture device, doesn't it?
- It clearly looks like a torture device. - Yeah.
- Hmm... - Hmm...
I don't know if it's a torture device beyond that.
Well, even if you say it's something else, it looks like there's something, doesn't it?
- Huh?! It looks like there is! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't look like you're wearing it.
If you put in something like vegetables...
- Like pears? - Hmm...
- Do you want me to peel it for you? - Hahaha!
- What is it? - Oh, it's sand.
- Mud? - I can't think of a pattern other than this.
- Oh, it's sand and elk. - Yeah.
This is...
A torture device!
It looks like a torture device.
I think it's right.
It is.
I think it's a thorn.
It looks like an iron man device.
I can only say it looks like a torture device.
It looks like a torture device.
It's a torture device, so you can't kill it.
Even if it's a leg,
it doesn't go into the body.
So, you can put a lot of thorns in it,
and make it wear shoes,
and make it wear clothes.
I see.
Let's try it.
Okay!
Stop it!
You know the sound, don't you?
No, I don't!
Tell me where it is!
I don't know!
I'm used to it!
It hurts!
Please keep it a secret!
That's very strict!
You should do it yourself!
I don't know what it is!
Can you do it?
Oh, it hurts!
It hurts!
You can do it with a lot of thorns.
There are too many thorns!
It doesn't break like a wire.
I think it's a good one.
It's a...
It feels good.
It's like a torture experience.
It's worth it, so sit on the sofa and meditate.
Things that are not torture devices have other uses.
Whether or not it can be used as a torture device is important.
I've set it up.
I don't want you to touch mine.
Please open your eyes.
At first glance, it looks like a torture device.
This is the sign of salvation.
It's a sign of salvation.
There's another one in front of you.
Can I see it?
You can see it.
It's here, isn't it?
You can wash your clothes here.
There's a sign that says, "Please hang here."
What is butter?
Is it hiding something?
The bottom looks like a box.
There's a possibility you're hiding something.
There are morning glory seeds underneath.
The vine grows and wraps around you.
That's cute!
I see.
It grows.
I think this is a cross-shaped torture device.
It's not a torture device.
It has other uses, doesn't it?
I don't want you to hit me with this.
It's a torture device.
It's like this underneath.
It's not a torture device like a torture device.
There's no difference.
I'll explain.
This isn't like a torture device like a torture device.
What I made isn't like a torture device like a torture device.
Is this a torture device?
And isn't it heavy?
Crosses and other colors look like torture devices.
It wasn't originally a cross, but I thought it would be cooler to make it a cross, so I made it a cross.
So you don't have to have this?
You don't have to have this.
Please tell me how to use it.
Do you want me to use it?
Oh, I'm tortured.
I was trying to hide it.
I knew it.
I'll open it.
Wow!
What is this?
You're making something amazing.
What is it?
I don't know if it's a belt or something.
I'll put it in this gacha.
Wow!
I'll open it all up.
Wow!
You're making something amazing.
What is it?
I'm looking forward to it.
Shibayu-san, this is for you.
I hope you become famous.
What?
Thank you, Shibayu-san.
It's true.
You shouldn't know, but it's amazing.
I don't know if it's good or not, but I don't want to wear something like this that Shibayu and Tetsu made.
I might die.
Put your head over here.
It's a little cold.
Put your head over here.
Do you want me to pull out the sheet?
Go-conquered.
Ouch!
I don't like the narrow space.
It's narrow.
I don't like it anymore.
Ouch!
You should raise the width a little more.
This is the attachment exchange system.
You can buy a lot of things to torture this guy.
For example...
Oh, it's inside.
No!
Hey, Shibata.
Yes?
Tell me how you do it.
I won't tell you.
When you say it...
Ouch!
With this pendulum...
Ah! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Adjust it like this and scratch it as much as you can.
I see. I see. I see.
Then, with this pendulum...
Ouch!
The top of this chest will be scraped off little by little.
Ouch!
Little by little.
That's the kind of torture it is.
Oh, you're a spiritual guy.
Can you scratch it a little for me?
Can you tighten your chest a little?
Chest...
Ouch!
You did a good job.
Ouch!
It's inside my neck.
Ouch!
It's shaved properly!
It's shaved!
I was very conscious of this when I put it down.
If this is left as it is, it will look like a torture device.
I wanted to make it look like a torture device by packing it in a box.
Depending on how you carry it.
Look, it's still wounded.
Oh, great!
It hurts!
It's true, it's a little wounded.
There's not much torture device movement around here.
There's nothing wrong with it.
This position.
There's nothing wrong with it.
In terms of the most gentle touch of all...
It's not.
When we're done with this, we'll put it back and carry it again.
That's what we'll do.
We'll say, "Thank you for your hard work," and carry it again.
That's what we'll do.
Let's get...
Okay, we'll carry it.
Close your eyes, please.
Okay.
Okay, I've taken it out.
Don't look inside.
Okay.
Don't touch it.
Okay.
Now, open your eyes.
One, two...
Open.
Wow!
I don't know what it is.
The top of it is open, but...
If you look inside, you can see that it's a torture device or not.
Does it look like a torture device?
I think you have a high point.
It looks like a torture device, but...
I don't know.
There's not much information in here.
But it's the right inside.
There's no such big vegetable.
By the way, I'd like you to pay attention to someone.
What is it?
Do it for me.
I don't know what it is.
When you said "this is good" in front of me...
I don't know if you like it or not...
It looks like a torture device.
If you were me, you'd put it on the outside a little more.
Go ahead.
I'll declare it.
This is...
Rubber.
As you can see, I can turn this wheel like this.
It's upside down.
I don't know if you're right or wrong.
It looks like a torture device that can be crushed inside, doesn't it?
But the reality is...
Mr. Shibai, can I say it?
Yes, please.
It's kind of like a jigsaw.
Don't do it!
It's not a torture device, is it?
It can't be helped.
I'll turn this wheel slowly.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up with you?
Something like a tree came out of it.
It came out of the wheel.
Hey!
Hey, you! It's been a while since I saw you.
What?
I don't know if I can get my cell phone.
Yes, sir.
It's been charged.
This is...
Mobile battery!
It's huge!
What is "mobile"?
It's a mobile battery that can be charged by turning it over and over again like a torture device.
It's just that this code comes out of it.
So there's really nothing up there, is there?
This is a mobile battery decoration.
This is...
It's hard work to make something like this.
It's like this.
Oh!
Wow!
There's a mobile battery in it.
I put the mobile battery in it.
The width of this comes out is short, so if you do it, it will come out immediately.
I struggled to slow down the speed of the wheel.
I see.
Well, this is...
I think the theme is really the most difficult.
No matter how hard you try, you can't tell the torture, can you?
I had to make something like that.
Something that torture can't do is...
It's like USB-C.
The USB-C coil is low.
That's how it is.
I see.
This is the most meaningless.
It's meaningless.
I don't know what it is.
What is this?
It's really amazing.
It takes a lot of time and no one can use it.
Oh, it's me.
It got loose in the middle of bringing it in.
Can you wait over there for a second?
Over there is over there.
Yes, it's fixed.
Thank you for your hard work.
Don't look too much.
Don't look in the middle either.
Don't touch it.
Touch it right there, okay?
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
Yes!
Wow!
Interesting!
It's huge!
It feels weird!
It feels weird up there!
You guys made something amazing.
What is this?
You guys are amazing today.
It's scary when there are enemies like this in a game.
It's a world-related boss.
It's a little scary.
But it's not Berhen.
That's right.
It doesn't feel like a torture device.
It's not pink, so it doesn't feel like a torture device.
It looks like a pla-rail and a bicycle tire.
What would you do if you went in there and someone went in there?
You'd go in, wouldn't you?
- You'd go in. - If you were an Australian.
But I can't see how you torture people.
You might be staring at me, but...
- I have lower vision than you guys, right? - Yeah.
I can see that the pla-rail is connected to a string.
- What? - You can see it.
The string is pointing towards you.
Then, the pla-rail is...
- I don't know. - It's possible.
It's not a torture device that doesn't feel like a torture device.
It'd be too funny if you brought this up.
It'd be amazing.
I'm getting a little paranoid, but is this a torture device?
If it wasn't for the pla-rail and the string being connected, you wouldn't go in there.
- Then, I wouldn't go in there. - Oh, you wouldn't go in there.
I don't know. I don't know.
Why can you drive?
Hey! This is...
a torture device that doesn't feel like a torture device!
The answer is...
a torture device that doesn't feel like a torture device...
It's not a torture device!
- That's fine, isn't it? - That's true!
- Anything is fine! - Anything is fine!
W-what? Is there anything like that?
But it's not like a torture device...
It's not like a torture device, but it's a little bit like a torture device...
Well, I'm afraid of entering someone's house.
I don't know what you're going to do.
It's a necessary quiz.
- Well, let's have you come in. - Yes.
- This is the door. - Oh, it's a proper entrance.
- It's a door. - It's been a while since I saw this gum tape.
Recently, you've been coming out of the gum tape.
It's been a while since I saw it, and it's good.
It's a size that can be used for a lot of things.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
"Welcome to the front photo service."
Is this a front photo?
- Front photo machine. - Yes.
And there's a sexy fairy with a face like Shibayu in high school.
I don't know what you're talking about!
- But it's really like that. - It's a fairy.
- It's a fairy. - There's a fairy Shibata.
If you start this train now, the fairy will fly around a little.
Please play this iPad while avoiding hitting the two fairies.
Yes.
- Oh, it's moving. - It's moving.
Oh, hang on.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
It's a proof picture, isn't it?
You can't hit the fairy.
Then, yes, please pose.
Please choose a course.
Oh, it became water automatically.
Then, water.
Oh, five, four, three, two, one.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
It's all wet.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You didn't like it, did you?
That was close.
I'm glad it wasn't hell.
You're right.
And the last proof picture.
It's already done.
That's fast.
It turned out like this.
Something that doesn't seem like it, something different, something good!
You made a video again and took your own life!
Something that doesn't seem like it...
What should I do? I didn't know!
I was too free.
Okay, all four kinds.
Did you get all of them?
All kinds?
You got all of them.
You said all of them.
What did you want to do?
That's right.
Who asked for what and who accepted it?
What did you want to do?
You were free to choose, but you just wanted a topic.
You wanted to do this, didn't you?
I wanted to do a torture device that doesn't seem like a torture device.
As a quiz, I'll give you three points and two points.
I think it's something like umesamushi.
So you don't know if it's a torture device or not.
You don't know if what you see in front of you is a torture device or not.
You're scared, aren't you?
What you see in front of you may be a torture device.
You don't know, do you?
That's why you don't know!
Can I say "peri"?
"Peri" is a good name!